Ask Bob

[Bob_the_Pleo]

Since this forum is open for fun and games, I figure we could have some fun by opening up the floor, so to speak, and give you all a chance to ask me questions. Any question. No question is too dumb. Well, Grumpy seems to think all of my questions are. But that's besides the point. So, ask away!

[pleoguy101]

HI Bob!!!!!:D I have one question "actually I'll priobably have a lot more later on:D" ANYWAY, even though you are in Weedovia, how do you feel about their being a new king and queen of Pleopia?!

[degers]

Hey Bob! I've always wondered what it would be like to have my own off switch! For instance when I get bored in lectures, I'd love to instantly be able to turn myself off. Usually I can do this by daydreaming, but the annoying lecturers words always get in the daydream and daydreams about DNA Helicase Enzyme really arn't that fun. (Except for the old "unzip your genes" jokes we geeky biologists make).
So, What is it like to have your own on/off switch?

[pleoguy101]

Hey Bob! I've always wondered what it would be like to have my own off switch! For instance when I get bored in lectures, I'd love to instantly be able to turn myself off. Usually I can do this by daydreaming, but the annoying lecturers words always get in the daydream and daydreams about DNA Helicase Enzyme really arn't that fun. (Except for the old "unzip your genes" jokes we geeky biologists make).
So, What is it like to have your own on/off switch?

LOL, thats a good question:-D

[Bob_the_Pleo]

ANYWAY, even though you are in Weedovia, how do you feel about their being a new king and queen of Pleopia?!

Actually, that human who runs my web site put up a "universal disclaimer" way back when King Teddy and Queen Sally disappeared. It seems to address that issue. It's kinda funny. "Universal" disclaimer. especially now that I have that portal that gives me access to other universes. Hah. But I'm getting sidetracked. He seems to indicate that the whole world is focused on ME! And, without getting too big a head, if the whole universe is centered on me, what do I care about kings and queens? But then, again, Grumpy seems to think I live in my own little world, too. But the way he says it, it doesn't sound as nice. Anyway, for those who know the secret of my site, if Teddi and Salli seem fine with it, then I'm fine with it.

[Bob_the_Pleo]

Hey Bob! I've always wondered what it would be like to have my own off switch!
So, What is it like to have your own on/off switch?

Well, I for one never use it.

The problem I had was once I turn myself off, how do I turn myself back on?
I did that once. The next thing I knew, I suddenly came on and Grumpy was right in front of me, ranting about how stupid I was for being off for three weeks and missing all my favorite TV shows! I don't know what's worse, missing all those shows, or waking up to Grumpy! Ugh! I'll never do that again!

[wgb]

Your Pizza looks yummy! What are your favorite toppings?

[degers]

Oh I have another one Bob, How do you type with those big clumsy paws of yours?

[fancyfont]

Degers, Bob is famous. He can hire a human to do that.;-)

[Allosaurus]

What do you think of your human? Intelligent? Stupid? Tell me!

Can you read this?:

sdlkfjh;s83457pri; iug568h0guiryoiu6576565hfjyd!!!!

[Allosaurus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67Lydd5EgM4&feature=related

Is this the "you" Bob? If it is, did you think that fun?

[PleoWorldHostCami]

I'm literally LOL here. What great questions and of course witty responses!

But on a serious note I'd like to remind everyone to remember that Bob is not a professional...so if you need help with psychological problems with your Pleo go to PleoWhisperer instead. ;-)

[wgb]

But on a serious note I'd like to remind everyone to remember that Bob is not a professional...so if you need help with psychological problems with your Pleo go to PleoWhisperer instead. ;-)

or mweed :-)

[wgb]

Dear Bob,

My sister Zoe is some what mean at times. I just do not know how to handle it. I'm hoping you can help. Last night she had me in this head lock and I could not escape. Why oh why does she do this to me?

If you look at this video you will see what I mean. She is ruthless I tell you.

Do you have any advise as what I can do? I'm at a loss. I do love her as a sister. But when she is mean like this I just want nothing to do with her.

Desperate Zeke


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[Bob_the_Pleo]

What are your favorite toppings?

Uh, pepperoni. pepperoni, and, uh, pepperoni! :)

[Bob_the_Pleo]

How do you type with those big clumsy paws of yours?

Huh? Clumsy is a character in the B.C. comic strip. He's the one with the glasses.

But who types these days? I use voice recognition software, with built-in spell checker. Makes me sound much more intelligent.

[Bob_the_Pleo]

What do you think of your human? Intelligent? Stupid? Tell me!

Well, he let's me use his computer . . . . Hmmm. That could go either way!

[fancyfont]

You are so lucky Bob. With me it's indigestion.indigestion,uh,indigestion.:blush:

[Bob_the_Pleo]

Can you read this?:

sdlkfjh;s83457pri; iug568h0guiryoiu6576565hfjyd!!!!

Huh!?! Uh, no.

[Bob_the_Pleo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67Lydd5EgM4&feature=related

Is this the "you" Bob? If it is, did you think that fun?

Nope. I stick to the comics. I leave the acting to the professionals.

[Bob_the_Pleo]

Dear Bob,

My sister Zoe is some what mean at times. I just do not know how to handle it. I'm hoping you can help. Last night she had me in this head lock and I could not escape. Why oh why does she do this to me. Do you have any advise as what I can do? I'm at a loss. I do love her as a sister. But when she is mean like this I just want nothing to do with her.

Desperate Zeke

As Cami said, this one is best left for the experts, you need a real pleo whisperer. But it sounds to me like she just loves you. She just has a hard time showing it. I mean, after all, she is a girl.

[PleoWorldHostCami]

Dear Bob,

My sister Zoe is some what mean at times. I just do not know how to handle it. I'm hoping you can help. Last night she had me in this head lock and I could not escape. Why oh why does she do this to me?

If you look at this video you will see what I mean. She is ruthless I tell you.

Do you have any advise as what I can do? I'm at a loss. I do love her as a sister. But when she is mean like this I just want nothing to do with her.

Desperate Zeke

LOL what a great video. I feel so sorry for Zeke. He looks so pathetic when he curls his little tail under and it shakes! :-(

[Allosaurus]

Dear Bob,

Where do you live? Near NH? We could have a get-together sometime, maybe.

Sincerely,
Olympia the Opera Singing Pleo

[degers]

Dear Bob,

Where do you live? Near NH? We could have a get-together sometime, maybe.

Sincerely,
Olympia the Opera Singing Pleo

Even I know that!! Bob lives in Weedovia!

[Bob_the_Pleo]

Dear Bob,

Where do you live? Near NH? We could have a get-together sometime, maybe.

Sincerely,
Olympia the Opera Singing Pleo

Degers is, of course, right.
Alas, fair maiden, 'tis a completely different world than where I live. :-(

[fancyfont]

May I ask what world that might be?:D

[Bob_the_Pleo]

May I ask what world that might be?:D

Uh . . . I live in Weedovia.
Allosaurus says she lives in "NH". That stands for "Not Here", which is why I said she lives in a different world than I do. 'Cause if I'm "here" and she's "not here" then she must be somewhere else. Ooooo! All this thinking is making my head hurt!

[pleoguy101]

Bob, what is the best way to grow a pepperoni plant?!:-D

[Bob_the_Pleo]

I've found with any plant, pepperoni, meatball, or even spaghetti trees, that you need good, rich soil, fresh rain, and lots of sunshine. We get lots on warm sunny days, and plenty of cool refreshing rain. Weedovia seems to be blessed with fertile soil. So my job is pretty easy. The tomatoes grow wild. But Fred has to tend his garden pretty heavily. He uses his plants to supply the restaurant, so it is important to him that they be kept at their peak. For me, the pepperoni crop falls somewhere between those two extremes.

I like to plant a lot of herbs in and around between the pepperoni bushes. I find growing things like garlic, onions, sage, oregano, and other herbs add flavor to the pepperoni. The real key is to check each bush regularly, and watch the pepperonis to be sure and pick them at their most flavorful. If you pick them too early when they're small, they can be a little greasy and tough to chew. If you wait too long, the flavor tends to get milder and looses it's zest. Also, here in Weedovia, the pepperoni bushes are perennial, so pruning can be important after each harvest.

They also bloom from mid march until late in September, and they tend to attract a lot of butterflies. But, again, too much butter from the flies can make the pepperoni greasy. The different species of butterfly tend to be attracted to different pepperoni bushes. I've found the pepperonis from the bushes the tiger swallowtails prefer seem to be spicier. The bushes the painted ladies frequent tend to have a more delicate flavor. And the bushed the monarch butterflies like, our town's tailor, Teddi, and his wife seem to prefer. Go figure.

[degers]

too much butter from the flies can make the pepperoni greasy.

HAHA! I actually creased up on that one!!! Bob, you are too funny! :)

[wgb]

Wow learn something new every day! Never knew pepperoni grew on bushes and the butterflies giving them butter. Way cool! ;-) Too funny:-D

[pleoguy101]

very nteresting Bob, you seem to know your gardening quite well:D maybe I will try to grow a pepperoni tree. :D!!

[wgb]

What about cheese? Do you grow this also? And how is it grown? Olives, must have olives on my pizza. A lot must take over pepperoni for me LOL. Hoping they might be imported? :-D

[Bob_the_Pleo]

very nteresting Bob, you seem to know your gardening quite well:D maybe I will try to grow a pepperoni tree. :D!!

Hah! You can't fool me! Even I know pepperoni doesn't grow on trees. Those bushes can't be more than a few feet tall. No, I know pleos are short, so even a three foot bush may LOOK like a tree, but it's not. Yep. You gotta get up pretty late if you want to pull one over on ole Bob here. . . . Uh, I think.

[Bob_the_Pleo]

What about cheese? Do you grow this also?

Of course not. It would melt and get all stringy in the summer sun! That's why I got a pet cow. See, cows make milk, and then somehow she squeezes it all together and wraps it up in plastic.

O.K. I have no clue how she does it, but cheese comes from cows. Just trust me on this one. There's a bunch of mooing that goes on. I figure she's a cow. She must know what's she's doing. I've seen the other stuff she seems to make a lot of, so I don't press the issue.

[fancyfont]

Bob, When you know you had enough pizza, do you dive in and eat that last piece or pull off the toppings and toss the crust?

[pleoguy101]

Hah! You can't fool me! Even I know pepperoni doesn't grow on trees. Those bushes can't be more than a few feet tall. No, I know pleos are short, so even a three foot bush may LOOK like a tree, but it's not. Yep. You gotta get up pretty late if you want to pull one over on ole Bob here. . . . Uh, I think.

darng! I thought I fooled you:D:):p!!!

[Bob_the_Pleo]

Bob, When you know you had enough pizza, do you dive in and eat that last piece or pull off the toppings and toss the crust?

Huh?!? Enough? What's that?

[fancyfont]

"I think I'm too full to eat another piece". Burp, heartburn!! Oy!. But I just can't resist eating the last piece.. Is this you, Bob?

[Bob_the_Pleo]

Sally says I'm more of an "Its that all there is?" Grumpy just tells everyone to watch their toes when reaching for a slice. Not sure what he means by that. I'm just disappointed I've never been able to talk Fred into having an all-you-can-eat buffet.

[fancyfont]

Lucky you Bob! You must have a cast iron stomach.;-)

[Bob_the_Pleo]

Uh, I think it's mostly plastic.

[Olympia]

Uh . . . I live in Weedovia.
Allosaurus says she lives in "NH". That stands for "Not Here", which is why I said she lives in a different world than I do. 'Cause if I'm "here" and she's "not here" then she must be somewhere else. Ooooo! All this thinking is making my head hurt!



Actually, that's not what I meant, sweetie.

I meant that I live in good ol' New Hampshire with my momma!

[pleoguy101]

Actually, that's not what I meant, sweetie.

I meant that I live in good ol' New Hampshire with my momma!

hey it's olympia, allosaurus's pleo!:D Bob, I think you started a pleoworld trend. now all the pleos want to join the site too!

[Olympia]

Gosh, Bob, just wondering:

Do you ever do the tada trick just to get attention? I do it all the time!

[Bob_the_Pleo]

Do you ever do the tada trick just to get attention? I do it all the time!

Nah, but I can do all five vowels with one burp!

[Olympia]

wOw.....................

[Lavander]

Hey Bob,

I'm an only Pleo, and have been recently feeling very loney all by myself with no one to play with.

I want to ask my human/dragon to get me a baby brother, but I'm not sure how to go about this. Any tips? ~Kazooie.

[bumblebee]

Yo bob, we're here with a quick question: how would you fight off an evil boogle with zebra stripes? one has been attacking us for a while and we are planning to fight it off, any tips?

sincerly, King Macon and Queen Yasmin

[Bob_the_Pleo]

I want to ask my human/dragon to get me a baby brother, but I'm not sure how to go about this. Any tips? ~Kazooie.

Try whining and begging. If that doesn't work, try batting those big baby blues.

[Bob_the_Pleo]

Yo bob, we're here with a quick question: how would you fight off an evil boogle with zebra stripes? one has been attacking us for a while and we are planning to fight it off, any tips?

sincerly, King Macon and Queen Yasmin

Huh?!? Don't have a clue what you talking about?

[aarbeed]

hello bob.. iwant to ask a question about the pleo :) when the pleo could know me??
and
when i download a program such as the holiday and i put the memory in him he do not sing so how the program could work??

[degers]

Hello aarbeed again!

When you download the program it will download as a .urf file. All you need to do is write this to the SD card.
You must make sure you choose the right file, you can only use the files for LifeOS 1.1 if you have upgraded your Pleo to LifeOS1.1

[Allosaurus]

Hey Bob, do you know the alphabet? I knoiw it in english AND greek. :D

[pleoguy101]

hey Bob, are you awating the fall tomatoe harvest festival!?:-D

[Bob_the_Pleo]

It's only two weeks away!!! There's soo little to do and sooo mach time!

Stop. Backup. Reverse that.

I'm so busy preparing! I feel like a single ladle of sauce on an extra large pizza. I'm spreading myself a little too thin . . . ;-)

[pleoguy101]

It's only two weeks away!!! There's soo little to do and sooo mach time!

Stop. Backup. Reverse that.

I'm so busy preparing! I feel like a single ladle of sauce on an extra large pizza. I'm spreading myself a little too thin . . . ;-)


dont worry Bob it will all be worth it, the festival will be awesome! speaking of pizza, we made pizza last night, it tastes a lot better when its homemade! next time we make pizza it will be a pepperoni pizza, in honor of you Bob:)

[Allosaurus]

dont worry Bob it will all be worth it, the festival will be awesome! speaking of pizza, we made pizza last night, it tastes a lot better when its homemade! next time we make pizza it will be a pepperoni pizza, in honor of you Bob:)

It does taste better homemade. :D