My favorite saying is....

[Allosaurus]

"Do not meddle with dragon's affairs, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup." -anonymous

I cleared out some stuff and made room for it in my siggie. What's your favorite saying? Out of ten, what rating would you give mine? I say 10\10 (duh).

[P1e0]

9/10 because I'd taste better dipped in sweet and sour sauce!

[mweed]

Ketchup is passe. How about a nice lemon butter sauce with garlic and basil?

[pleoWhisperer]

Here's one of Grumpy's favorites:

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

[pleoguy101]

Here's one of Grumpy's favorites:

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

LOL, love it:-D

[Allosaurus]

Here's one of Grumpy's favorites:

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

I remember that one! Lawl!

[Allosaurus]

Ketchup is passe. How about a nice lemon butter sauce with garlic and basil?

Ooh, yummy!

[Allosaurus]

9/10 because I'd taste better dipped in sweet and sour sauce!

Oh! May I try?

[degers]

Haha love it mweed! I'd always like to think that i'd taste good with Dijon mustard mayonnaise, alternatively degers en croute with a saffron sauce might be nice for the dinosaur or dragon with a discerning palette. :)

[CritterFan]

I've seen the "... for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup" saying before, but I've also seen this one: Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and go well with brie.

I guess that one's for the dragons who prefer a slightly more exotic fare. ;-)

Boy, no wonder they chose a vegetarian dino like a camarasaurus to be the first Pleo. :-D

[Allosaurus]

I've seen the "... for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup" saying before, but I've also seen this one: Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and go well with brie.

I guess that one's for the dragons who prefer a slightly more exotic fare. ;-)

Boy, no wonder they chose a vegetarian dino like a camarasaurus to be the first Pleo. :-D

Lawl. Lawl. Lawl!

[P1e0]

Oh yes if Ferdinand was carnivorous I'd be marinating in home made sauce in the oven served with basil, garlic dip, and an apple in my mouth. Now I'm hungry.

[bumblebee]

lol, i would say 8/10 cause i dont like kechup. :D anyway its funny

[degers]

My favourite saying is:

"No keyboard detected, press F1 to continue"
-Trad. BIOS

[1mpleo]

Lol, Ok Then... :)

[Allosaurus]

My favourite saying is:

"No keyboard detected, press F1 to continue"
-Trad. BIOS

LAwl, I like it!

[CritterFan]

My favourite saying is:

"No keyboard detected, press F1 to continue"
-Trad. BIOS

:-P:-D LOL!!!

That reminds me of the time a friend of mine opened a new bank account that had an ATM card.

He got a letter in the mail several days later. The bank was writing to tell him that they couldn't send him the card because they didn't have his mailing address. :D

[fancyfont]

:-P:-D LOL!!!

That reminds me of the time a friend of mine opened a new bank account that had an ATM card.

He got a letter in the mail several days later. The bank was writing to tell him that they couldn't send him the card because they didn't have his mailing address. :D

That's too funny!

[bumblebee]

LoL! What the heck? thats funny! im gonna bookmark this thread :D

[mweed]

To me, the funniest example of this was back in the early 80's when one company included a instructional video tape of how to hook up your new VCR with the VCR. Can't figure out how to hook up your VCR to the TV? Just pop in the video tape and it'll walk you through the steps!

[degers]

Lol I still like Internet service providors advertising on the TV like "If you want to connect to the internet with is just head to [isp's web address]"

[1mpleo]

loool XD .'

[Allosaurus]

degers, how do you pronounce your username???

[1mpleo]

Lol, Every Time I Read It I Keep Thinking its Degrees

[Allosaurus]

I go for deejers, deggers, deegers, de-grass (lawl), or desher.... How on earth am I supposed to pronounce it???

[1mpleo]

I Think Like Digger?

[degers]

haha! I pronounce it deggers.

[CritterFan]

To me, the funniest example of this was back in the early 80's when one company included a instructional video tape of how to hook up your new VCR with the VCR. Can't figure out how to hook up your VCR to the TV? Just pop in the video tape and it'll walk you through the steps!

YES!!! BWAHAHA, I thought that was a bit of a head-scratcher myself. As in, "If your VCR's not hooked up, how are you supposed to watch the instructional video?" :confused: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v430/Gabey8/Smilies/roflmao.gif

Too funny!

P.S. I've got one of those tapes around somewhere -- my first VCR came with one.

[Allosaurus]

haha! I pronounce it deggers.

Okay, thanks for saying.

[op8106]

umm...my favorite saying is "its better to ask for forgivness than permission" :)

[Allosaurus]

umm...my favorite saying is "its better to ask for forgivness than permission" :)

I like it!!!!!

[op8106]

Thank you! :D

[Allosaurus]

I like your avvie!

[op8106]

Hey thanks! its of a chubby pleo. :D

[Allosaurus]

Hehe, cute!

[bumblebee]

i no where u got that one op8106. i wont say though :D I like 'Imagine whirled peas' think about how you pronounce the words. it'll make sense then :)

[P1e0]

Oh! Oh! Oh! My turn! My favorite saying is... well it's on my siggie!

[bumblebee]

LOL, i love your siggie. its funny :)

[P1e0]

Thanks bumblebee.

[bumblebee]

your welcome :)

[pleoguy101]

I have a few sayings that I find pretty funny.:D


1.The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.


2. Never forget a friend, especially a friend that owes you.

3.Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

and those are some of my favorite sayings:D

[mweed]

1.The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.

Or laugh track!

[degers]

Or laugh track!

Oh that would really save me, I always seem to get arkward silences when I tell jokes... Just you watch and see...

[pleoguy101]

Or laugh track!

LOL, so true:-D

[P1e0]

One time I told a joke wrong and my friends just stared at me. A laugh track really would of have been useful

[Allosaurus]

One time I told a joke wrong and my friends just stared at me. A laugh track really would of have been useful

The exact same thing happened to me once!

[P1e0]

It's even worse when you tell a joke and you think it's funny. So you start cracking up but all your friends just stare.

[bumblebee]

man thats annoying! i really dont like my friends ssometimes when they do that.

[fancyfont]

My favorite saying is "Don't bite the hand that feeds you". One of my poodles gets very anxious for a cookie and will sometimes will be too rough. Ouch! . A little green guy, here, also likes to bite.;-)

[op8106]

I love all your guys sayings, especily the 1. that pleoguy entered, LOL! :D

[pleoguy101]

I love all your guys sayings, especily the 1. that pleoguy entered, LOL! :D
LOL, thanks, that is my all time favorite saying:-D

[Bob_the_Pleo]

Uh, my favorite is "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

[fancyfont]

Bob, What a kick! That is so funny:)

[P1e0]

LOL! Where did you hear that?!

[Bob_the_Pleo]

Well, everyone kept saying I'd lost my mind. And since everyone kept saying it, I figured it must be something important. So, I starting looking for it and hoping I could find it. And after a while, I guess I just started missing it, even though I don't remember having one.

[P1e0]

LOL. Heres another one: If you can't beat em' join em', if you can't join em' bribe em', if you can't bribe em' black mail em'

[fancyfont]

My favorite say is "don't bite the hand that feeds you" I have a poodle and a pleo that don't know this saying.:D

[Lavander]

Me and my friend were having a heated discussion about the existance of satsumas in space. (I know, it's the weirdest thing to have an argument about ever, but that's what you get when you're friends with me, LOL) which eventually ended with the conclusion that satsumas did not exist in space because they had a war with the oranges and they lost XD

Then my other friend came up and asked: "What the feesh are you talking about this time, Lava?"
To which I replied: "Space oranges! 8D"
Then she asked "What's a space orange?!"
Then I said this: "WELL, THEY'RE LIKE ORANGES, BUT THEY COME FROM SPACE!"

And that is my favorite saying c:

[Allosaurus]

Me and my friend were having a heated discussion about the existance of satsumas in space. (I know, it's the weirdest thing to have an argument about ever, but that's what you get when you're friends with me, LOL) which eventually ended with the conclusion that satsumas did not exist in space because they had a war with the oranges and they lost XD

Then my other friend came up and asked: "What the feesh are you talking about this time, Lava?"
To which I replied: "Space oranges! 8D"
Then she asked "What's a space orange?!"
Then I said this: "WELL, THEY'RE LIKE ORANGES, BUT THEY COME FROM SPACE!"

And that is my favorite saying c:

Onto my buddies list you go XD

I think we have alot in common. that's my typical conversation!

[Lavander]

Yeah, that's a pretty much every-day conversation for me, too XD

If I want to be a bit more sensible though, my favorite saying is in my signature.
"That drives the artist's pencil is in the artist's heart"

I'm not sure who said it, but that little sentence usually inspires me to keep drawing.

[bumblebee]

oh, i just heard a relly good one: if eyes are the window of the soul, then feet must be the workhorses. They deserve a new pair of shoes! Transformers came up with that one :D

[Transformers]

yes i did. its in my siggie. :D thanks for saying so, BB. :)

[Allosaurus]

oh, i just heard a relly good one: if eyes are the window of the soul, then feet must be the workhorses. They deserve a new pair of shoes! Transformers came up with that one :D

LOL, cute! I like it. :)

[P1e0]

Here's one! It's odd... Love is like wetting your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it.

[Allosaurus]

Here's one! It's odd... Love is like wetting your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it.

LOL! That one really made me laugh.

[pleoguy101]

Here's one! It's odd... Love is like wetting your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it.

ok LOL.... I may use that one sometimes if you dont mind. I wont take credit for it though:-)

[P1e0]

Go ahead I can't even remember who made that up, but it wasn't me!

[pleoguy101]

Go ahead I can't even remember who made that up, but it wasn't me!

well.. it's a great one. one of my favorite sayings is C'est la vie all it means is, "such is life" I like it because it helps me when something happens that I dont like. I just say it and I feel a little better. it is pronounced "say la vee"

[fancyfont]

well.. it's a great one. one of my favorite sayings is C'est la vie all it means is, "such is life" I like it because it helps me when something happens that I dont like. I just say it and I feel a little better. it is pronounced "say la vee"
I love this saying and use it all of the time,too.:-)

[P1e0]

Got another: When life gives you lemons, make grape juice! Then stand back and watch as people ask how you did it.

I heard it off the signiture of someone on diviantart.

[pleoguy101]

Got another: When life gives you lemons, make grape juice! Then stand back and watch as people ask how you did it.

I heard it off the signiture of someone on diviantart.

thats pretty good:)

[P1e0]

I like that one too! One a dese days I'ma gonna make meh some grape juce witout dem grapes!

[Allosaurus]

I like that one too! One a dese days I'ma gonna make meh some grape juce witout dem grapes!

Okaaaay....
0_o

[P1e0]

Okaaaay....
0_o

yeah... a bit of randomosity...
:-P

[Allosaurus]

Do not mess with the affairs of a wizard, for you may run a grave risk of getting turned inot a piece of bread and being toasted."

[P1e0]

LOL! Here's one more:
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

[fancyfont]

I've heard the first saying but never the second. Poor first mouse.:D

[Allosaurus]

LOL! Here's one more:
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

Don't get that one... Moustrap, i guess? XD

[pleoguy101]

Don't get that one... Moustrap, i guess? XD

ya, there is cheese in the mouse trap, the first one goes to get it bam! the trap closes, the second one goes in, and gets the cheese.. but.. also loses his brother:eek:

[mweed]

That why you should use glue traps. Or the flip traps that can catch 4 or 5 without reloading. ;) Of course, forget the cat, the best mouse trap is a flock of chickens. (Yes, chickens are carnivorous!) :eek:

[P1e0]

Or a dinosaur! Not a pleo!

[pleoguy101]

glue traps I'm not a fan off, the poor mouse has glue all over it! lots of it wont come off! :( and then once you let it go, it could get stuck to something. and be stuck there:( , but I guess it's better than just randomly killing the mouse... anyway,..... chickens eat mice:-0:-D?!

[mweed]

They absolutely love them! They will chase them wildly and fight over them.

[pleoguy101]

They absolutely love them! They will chase them wildly and fight over them.

..wow:-D never seen that before, I've seen snakes go wild over mice.. but chickens?:-D thats pretty cool:-)

[mweed]

We use the big 39-gallon plastic trash cans to store the chicken feed. Field mice will go in to eat the feed, and then can't jump high enough to get out. So, when you go in to get a scoop of feed, you sometimes end up with a mouse or two in the scoop. When the mouse hits the ground, the whole flock will ignore everything and go after the mouse.

[PleoWorldHostCami]

We use the big 39-gallon plastic trash cans to store the chicken feed. Field mice will go in to eat the feed, and then can't jump high enough to get out. So, when you go in to get a scoop of feed, you sometimes end up with a mouse or two in the scoop. When the mouse hits the ground, the whole flock will ignore everything and go after the mouse.

This is always funnest at around 5:00am with the dim barn lights barely lighting up the feed. It's enough to scare you to death. But not nearly as scary as the times it's a rat in the feed instead of a mouse or two. *shivers*

[P1e0]

My mom said she saw a huge brown rat in our jacuzzi room. Then one day it disappeared *shifty eyes*

[Allosaurus]

okay, once I had two adorable field micce brothers in my palyset. they were so cute! :D

My dad uses the ones where they dpn't get killed, only caught. And then he releases them. they are the ones that you abit with soem thing like peanut butter, and then, later, you check if the door on it is closed. Works like a charm, without killing the mice! :)

[Bob_the_Pleo]

Funky Winkerbean made a good comment today:

The pepperonis don't fall too far from the sausage slicer.

[Allosaurus]

Funky Winkerbean made a good comment today:

The pepperonis don't fall too far from the sausage slicer.

Lawl. Nice XD

[fancyfont]

Unless the sausage slicer is too close to the edge of the counter!:D

[P1e0]

Unless the sausage slicer is too close to the edge of the counter!:D

yeah, and theres a hungry dog with a wide open mouth at the bottom of the counter!

[P1e0]

Ok... I have yet another, it's from my agenda... there are a bunch odd sayings in it.

Is it a good thing if a vaccume really sucks?

[Allosaurus]

Ok... I have yet another, it's from my agenda... there are a bunch odd sayings in it.

Is it a good thing if a vaccume really sucks?

LOL
I love that one.

[pleoguy101]

Ok... I have yet another, it's from my agenda... there are a bunch odd sayings in it.

Is it a good thing if a vaccume really sucks?

LOL!!! :) I actually heard someone talking about that yesterday:)

[Allosaurus]

LOL!!! :) I actually heard someone talking about that yesterday:)

What a coincidence!

[pleoguy101]

What a coincidence!

I know LOL!!:)

[P1e0]

One more from deviantart! The best way to be hidden is to hide. The best place to hide is somewhere hidden.

[Allosaurus]

I just made this one up.
"Unless you can see it, there's never a light at the end of a tunnel."

[op8106]

heres one i found on a T-shirt at my house. "numchucks dont kill people, ninjas kill people" its not really funny at all but i just wanted to say it cuzz i make ninja videos (and im secretly a ninja).

[Allosaurus]

Somehow, it IS funny.

[pleoguy101]

heres one i found on a T-shirt at my house. "numchucks dont kill people, ninjas kill people" its not really funny at all but i just wanted to say it cuzz i make ninja videos (and im secretly a ninja).

really? cool, my friend took a Ninjitsu class, he's trying to teach me and our other friend how to do some things:)

[op8106]

Really? thats sweet! right now im working on climbing up two walls y'know with one leg on each wall, once i get a foot hold i can climb well , also when i get to the ceiling i can stay there for a while and scare people, which is hillarious (for me at least)!

[pleoguy101]

awesome!!:)

[Allosaurus]

Well I take Kempo karate. :)

Not exotic, I know. Doesn't really fit my personality OR the way I look, but I like it and that's what really counts.

[P1e0]

Yep that's true. One more saying from my agenda:
The first rule of holes: If your in one, stop digging.

[Allosaurus]

Yep that's true. One more saying from my agenda:
The first rule of holes: If your in one, stop digging.

Agh, that reminds me of that stupid Jeanne Shahean commercial. "When you're in the hole, stop digging. So why did our economy put us in the hole?"


Anyways, It's a true fact that you'll at least find a rock if you keep digging XD

No, really, it's true!

[P1e0]

LOL! One more....

I didn't say it wasn't your fault. I said I was just going to blame you!

[pleoguy101]

LOL!!! too funny:-D

[Bob_the_Pleo]

LOL! One more....

I didn't say it wasn't your fault. I said I was just going to blame you!

Gee! That's what everybody does to me!

[P1e0]

OOOH, Bob that's so sad.... but you know everybody loves ya!

[Allosaurus]

Gee! That's what everybody does to me!

Poor Bob!
:-P

[pleoWhisperer]

Here's a good saying I found today:
http://www.comics.com/wash/pickles/archive/images/pickles2040759080916.gif

[pleoguy101]

LOL! funny comic! but the saying is true:):-D

[Allosaurus]

LOL! Love the comic XD

[P1e0]

That's funny! I lke dat one.

[Allosaurus]

"Blobs are blobs so if you become a colorless blob, then you will just be a blob with no color."
-ME!

[P1e0]

LOL. I got one (I made it up!) They say the earth's flat... They say the earth's round... I say it's TRIANGULAR!

[Bob_the_Pleo]

It's not round, flat, or even triangular. It's pizza shaped!

[P1e0]

Oh Bob, only you would say that...

[Allosaurus]

It's not round, flat, or even triangular. It's pizza shaped!

How true, Bob! XD

[pleoWhisperer]

Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.
- Edgar Allan Poe

[pleoguy101]

cool one! I have another one! aim for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land amoungst the stars!.
- a random poster I saw:)

[Allosaurus]

Humbleness rules over rolyalty in the true fool's perspect, but a true fool never is actually a fool.


I think this one is kinda me-ish. By my friends, i am known sometimes as The Fool.

[pleoguy101]

Humbleness rules over rolyalty in the true fool's perspect, but a true fool never is actually a fool.


I think this one is kinda me-ish. By my friends, i am known sometimes as The Fool.

I'm known to be a dimwitted goofball:-D I'm dimwitted when it comes to school smarts"I still get pretty good grades somehow", but when it comes to useless facts and herpetology.. I'm pretty smart:-D

[P1e0]

LOL. got one. sice randomosity is my philosophy I should say, chocolate covered popcorn tastes good!

[op8106]

LOL. got one. sice randomosity is my philosophy I should say, chocolate covered popcorn tastes good!

OMG! i had chocolate covered popcorn before at this place that specializes in popcorn, it was INSANELY good!!!

[P1e0]

I know! It doesn't soun good but it is!

[P1e0]

If you want bed and breakfast, sleep in the kitchen. my source you ask? diviantart. I'm not a member but I like to look at invadertigerstar's work. She's awsome!! But sometimes her blog thing has some bad words on it so...

[Ferdinand]

My fav saying is on my siggie! I made it up though!!!!

[Allosaurus]

I'm known to be a dimwitted goofball:-D I'm dimwitted when it comes to school smarts"I still get pretty good grades somehow", but when it comes to useless facts and herpetology.. I'm pretty smart:-D

I am for my "jesting" and "airheadedness"

[op8106]

Im a big clutz , i tripped over a flip-flop in my bedroom and did a faceplant. i mean how do you even trip on a single flip-flop?

[pleoguy101]

Im a big clutz , i tripped over a flip-flop in my bedroom and did a faceplant. i mean how do you even trip on a single flip-flop?

I'm pretty clumsy myself LOL:-D I was trying to catch a frizbee my friend threw, I caught it, landed on my stomach, and slid down a small durt hill leading to the fish pond:-D my clothes were very dirty after:-D

[Olympia]

I am known for bumping into things XD

[fancyfont]

I am known for bumping into things XD
We belong to the same club.:eek:

[Allosaurus]

I'm also. Just owner-to-Pleo commonness. :D